EA's newest downloadable "title," "Duty Calls: The Calm Before the Storm," players are tasked with finding "blah blah blah secret base, blah blah blah nuclear missile bomb" (referring to near-interchangeable plot points). From there, it's a four-minute gut-wrenching stroll through the park, full of shooting your rifle (whose gunshots sound suspiciously like someone saying "boring") at generic enemies while leveling-up to fictional (but "X-treme sounding") ranks. The game ends in a glorious American victory, complete with fireworks and Old Glory being launched from your upturned thumbs as the Russian villain cries in shame. Add us on Facebook: www.facebook.com Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com
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